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Confession Session

Since I have been a little distant from the ol’ blog lately (that bitch) Ifeel like things have been kind of impersonal… And I dont like that.

So, in order to have a little reconnection up in here, I figured it would be a good opportunity to do a confession session. Yes… obviously tellin gyou guys a bunch of dum things about me is the best way to do that (duh).

So; these are my confessions.

Laugh now… you have secrets too.

  1. I bite and pick at my cuticles non stop. Its gross. And annoying, but I can’t stop.
  2. I’m addicted to multi tasking. If that is a real thing, I am exhibit A. I can’t just be doing one thing, I’m always doing at least two things at once. I’m high strung.
  3. I have this weird thing where I wake up every night at 4:30 in the morning to pee, and while I am doing that, I pluck my eyebrows… ya know check for stray hairs.
  4. I went through a phase when I was little where I was OBSESSED with peanut butter and MINT jelly sandwiches. Yes, the kind of mint “jelly” you buy for stuff like lamb.
  5. When I was in 6th grade I used to wear blue mascara and wear my hair in pigtail buns on the top of my head like almost everyday (Scary Spice style). EMBARASSING. Thankfully there are no pictures of that monstrosity. Okay, back off – I was like 11.
  6. I think that Bohemian Rapsody (by Queen) is one of the most brilliant songs. Ever.
  7. My attendance was so bad in high school that I got two warnings that I would automatically be “withdrawn” if I didn’t start coming more. But… I graduated with honors (extra credits) so eat THAT North Pole High School!
  8. Which leads me to a funny story: when I sent my resume to my now boss in NC to apply for the job here, one of the first things he asked me (or verified) during my interview was that I did actually graduate high school. He said “I’m not gonna lie, but I kind of thought you were bullshitting it when you put on your resume that you graduated from North Pole High School.”
  9. One of my favorite smells ever is 2-stroke exhaust. Half of you probably don’t even know what that is, but if you could bottle it and make it into a perfume I’d wear that shit… and my milkshake would bring all the boys to the yard.
  10. I have a HUGE appetite. I am actually like a bottomless pit and could eat for days… and would if I knew my ass and thighs wouldn’t take over my body. It is actually maybe a miracle that I don’t weigh over 200 lbs already?
  11. I am a horrid dancer but I do it anyway because its fun. Besides when I get all wasty pants, then I become an amazing dancer. So crazy how that works – its like magic, yeah?
  12. I, Andrea – domestic goddess herself – never did a load of laundry until I was 18. Seriously, when I moved out into my first very own studio apartment I had to have Torrance come over and teach me how to use the washer and teach me the laundry-doing techniques. (I do all of our laundry now, if you’re wondering).
  13. I’m not friends with any of my “childhood friends” anymore. We all kind of split up and went our own ways in high school.
  14. I don’t have my ears pierced. But I do have my belly button pierced.
  15. I have pretty much looked exactly the same since I was 14. Not kidding, I’ve gained weight since then, but otherwise. I pretty much look the same.
  16. Speaking of which… I have never changed the color of my hair. I’ve had highlights a couple times, but thats it.
  17. Oh… and I started getting grey hair when I was 16 (so yes, I do dye it… but I just dye it my natural color to cover the greys).
  18. I have a weird phobia of having my armpits touched. I cannot stand it and it makes me feel really vulnerable when I hug… like people are going to know this and karate chop my armpit or something. That is ridiculous. And I just laughed out loud at myself.
  19. I pretty much grew up in a bar. My parents owned a restaurant/bar and I spent a ridiculous amount of time there.
  20. I hate smart cars. I think they are the most horrid things ever and that people should have to wear helmets when they are driving or riding in them… kind of like motorcyclers do.
  21. Speaking of cars – I have always driven SUVs or trucks and own my first car just recently. It is a huge car though… baby steps.
  22. I maaaay have went through a phase where I loved Vanilla Ice (I was like 12, okay?). (Lindsey, I can’t believe you didn’t invite me)
  23. I have tried smoking a cigarette twice in my life and for some reason they are vivid memories (probably because it was so horrid). Once when I was like 10 my babysitter let me have a drag off of hers so she could show me how awful it was and to never start. Good technique 16 year old babysitter.. cuz that shit worked! And another time in high school… my best friend smoked for a while and I wanted to see if it was still disgusting. YEP. It was.
  24. There are a lot of people (and some fam) that still don’t know about my blog. I just never got around to telling them, and they probably don’t really care anyway.
  25. I am really proud of my teeth. That’s weird I know but they are oddly straight (without braces) and the only work I have ever had to have done is I got a sealant on one of my back teeth one time. I have a tiny little chip in my front tooth too but you can’t really tell.
  26. I can’t stand when people say things like “totes!” “adorbs!” or “obvi!” As in: “Oh-EM-GeE- Becky! That shirt it totes adorbs!” and then Becky is all like: “Obvi, Kelly! I totes have awesome style!” Yeah, dislike.


  • Okay, you’re only allowed to ask me a question about ONE of these.
  • Which one of the above was the most surprising or ridiculous to you?
  • YOUR TURN. Gimme a confession. It feels gooooood. Promise.
17 Comments Post a comment
  1. What did you do with all of those days out of school? You weren’t missing much with the laundry.

    The Kidless Kronicles

    March 27, 2013
    • Haha well it was a mixture of not waking up in time and also skipping school. I lived in BFE so a lot of times if I missed the bus it wasn’t even worth it for me to spend 30 mins getting ready and then my mom driving me an hour to school. But AFTER I got my license… I just skipped school a lot. I’d leave the house and go hang out at Torrance’s house or whatever. Or sometimes I just skipped a couple classes., etc

      March 27, 2013
  2. hahah! Love this.Confession, I STILL smoke cigarettes and wonder why it’s sometimes hard to run. I’ve quit before. Actually twice. I lasted a month once, and three weeks the second time. It’s really time for me to quit

    March 27, 2013
    • aww, you can do it Renae!! I can only imagine how hard it would be to quit… I mean I have had tons of friends that have tried a bunch! Good luck though! I bet you would notice a HUGE difference in your running!!

      March 27, 2013
  3. #16 and #17 directly contradict each other. hahaha But I get what you’re saying. Oh and #2, I have that problem too. How do we get rid of that? I mean, I will clean during commercials. I can’t even sit through a TV show.
    Also, I like your teeth too. 🙂

    March 27, 2013
    • Haha 16 & 17 do kind of contradict eachother bahah. i mean i guess i should have said i have never had anything except brown or grey hair haha. ive never done anything cool like red or blonde… or even light brown! just my root color of dark sassy italian brown
      I dont know HOW to get rid of our multi tasking problem. let me know if you figure it out! we will probably be busy bodies like that forever!

      March 27, 2013
  4. I may have been obsessed with Vanilla Ice too. I remember watching an interview of him (I think it was on Oprah), and he made some horrible joke about the ice in the water on the table, but of course I thought it was hilarious.

    March 27, 2013
    • Haha love it! He had a really awesome movie too.. (kidding… even though I thought it was awesome back then!)

      March 27, 2013
  5. bahahahahaha

    I normally think these “make a list of random fact” posts are kinda copouts and often not even that interesting, but I totally read every word of this because it was freaking hilarious.

    * My one question: What the hell is 2-stroke exhaust?
    * Most surprising: 4am eyebrow plucking.
    * My confession: I DESPISE lululemon and secretly snark everytime I hear it mentioned or see it worn. At least, I hope the snark is secret.

    March 27, 2013
    • Haha love the Lululemon snark. I cant bring myself to spend that much on workout clothes, call me cheap or wahtever but PSHHhhh!!
      haha exhaust from a 2 stroke engine – like a chainsaw, some dirtbikes, snowmachines (or snowmobiles as most people know that as down here).. YUM! it just smells good haha and the 4am eyebrow plucking pretty random. I didnt think anything of it until one time I was gone from bed for like 20 minutes so Torrance came looking for me to make sure I was okay and he just caught me plucking my eyebrows haha

      March 27, 2013
      • When I first heard about lululemon, I immediately pictured a rich bitch doing super gentle yoga and being like, “omg, exercize!” Even though that’s (obviously) not true for everyone, I can’t shake that image.

        Good to know about the 2-stroke exhaust. I think my toxic odor of choice would be bleach. mhm. smell so clean!

        hahaha! I can only imagine what Chris would say if he caught my tweezing my eyebrows at 4am…

        March 27, 2013
  6. A couple of my friends were in a band in high school and opened for Vanilla Ice at a (very small) local venue one time. It was definitely one of the most exciting things that happened during high school hahah. I didn’t wear blue mascara, but I absolutely wore blue eyeshadow almost everyday in 7th grade. Love all your confessions!

    March 27, 2013
    • OMG that would have been a very exciting thing to happen in high school!! haha
      blue eye shadow in 7th grade, love it!

      March 27, 2013
  7. I don’t bite at my cuticles, but I pick at them. Bad. I pick at my fingers constantly. I seriously can’t stop!

    March 27, 2013
  8. haha you make me laugh. My stepson doesn’t know about my blog. I think its both weird and cool that he doesn’t.

    March 28, 2013
    • Haha I know, it is kind of weird like I have a secret like but cool at the same time like I am sneaky but not in a betrayal kind of way!! 🙂

      March 28, 2013
  9. thefroglyprince #

    I bite my nails all the time too. :/ It is bad for work too.

    March 29, 2013

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